Albuquerque Lyrics - Statistics

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The average score is 89 of 152

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Lyric	Answer	% Correct
In the corner of the _____ of the house	Basement	100%
Way back when I was just a little bitty ___	Boy	100%
Aww, big bowl of sauerkraut! Every single morning! It was driving me _____!	Crazy	100%
and stuck a ____ in my mouth	Funnel	100%
And she leaned right down next to me And she said "__ ___ ___ ___"	ITS GOOD FOR YOU	100%
I said to my ____ I said "Hey, ____, what's up with all the sauerkraut?"	Mom	100%
And force fed me _____ but sauerkraut	Nothing	100%
And my dear, sweet mother She just looked at my like a cow looks at an _____ ____	Oncoming Train	100%
Well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just _____	PEACHY	100%
My mother would make me a big ol' bowl of ______ for breakfast	Sauerkraut	100%
And then she tied me to the ___	Wall	100%
Half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop ___ ____ __ ____	You know the place.	100%
Oh yeah You know, I'd never been on a real ________ before	Airplane	83%
Except that I had to sit between two large ________ women	Albanian	83%
That's right, a first class one-way ticket to __________ __________	Albuquerque	83%
Living in a ___ under the stairs	Box	83%
To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's _____	Butt	83%
And the towels are oh so _____	Fluffy	83%
and the air smells like warm ____ ____	Root Beer	83%
Where the sun is always _______	Shining	83%
That's when I swore that _____, _____ I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place	Someday	83%
And anyone on the _____	Street	83%
I was off by _____, but I still won the grand prize	Three	83%
Until I was _____ ___ and a half years old	Twenty six	83%
Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the ____	A/C	67%
In ____________________	Albuquerque	67%
In ____________________	Albuquerque	67%
But finally I arrived at the world famous _______ _____ ___	Albuquerque Holiday Inn	67%
will gladly shave your ____ for a nickel	Back	67%
I said "You got any _________?"He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check" "No, we're outta _________"	Bear Claws	67%
I said "You got any ___________?"He said "No, we're outta ___________"	Cinnamon Rolls	67%
It's OK, they're _____	Clean	67%
But then one fateful night, Zelda said to meShe said "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the _______ Record Club?"	Columbia	67%
So I got in my car and I drove over to the donuts shopAnd I walked on up to the guy behind the ____	Counter	67%
and everybody ____	Died	67%
But first, I decided to buy some _____	Donuts	67%
Wacka wacka doo-doo yeahWell, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my _____ came true	Dream	67%
I said "You got any ____ donuts?"He said "No, we're outta ____ donuts"	Glazed	67%
And I gotta tell ya, it was really ______	Great	67%
I said "Well, you got any ____ donuts?"He said "No, we're outta ____ donuts"	Jelly	67%
That I love so very, very much when suddenly, there's a ______ on the door	Knock	67%
So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump outAnd they immediately _____ onto my face and start bitin' me all over Oh man, they were just going nuts They were tearin' me apart	Latch	67%
a _____ radio station had this contest	Local	67%
So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my _____ snorkel	Lucky	67%
Except for __. You know why?	Me	67%
And the in-flight _____	Movie	67%
Because the very _____ day	Next	67%
You know, I think it was just about that timeThat a little ditty started goin' through my head I believe it went a little something like this Doh Get 'em ___ me Get 'em ___ me Oh No, get 'em ___, get 'em ___ Oh, oh God, oh God Oh, get 'em ___ me Oh, oh God Ah, aah, aah	Off	67%
Oh man, I hate it when I'm _____	Right	67%
Anyway, things really started lookin' up for meBecause about a week later, I finally achieved my lifelong dream That's right, I got me a part-time job at The ________	Sizzler	67%
And I'm like "Hey, you can't have that""That ______’s been just like a ______ to me"	Snorkel	67%
Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my ______	Snorkel	67%
And, oh yeah, _____ of the airplane engines burned out	Three	67%
Where the _______ are oh so fluffy	Towels	67%
'Cause I had my ____ ____ up, And my seat back in the full upright positionHad my ____ ____ up, And my seat back in the full upright position Had my ____ ____ up, And my seat back in the full upright position Ah ha ha ha! Ah ha ha! Ah.	Tray Table	67%
Except, of course, for the ______ fact that every single morning	Undeniable	67%
I said "Well, in that case, in that case, what do you have?"He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed ______"	Weasels	67%
Well now, who could that be?I say "___ __ __?" No answer "___ __ __?" There's no answer "___ __ __?" They're not sayin' anything	Who is it	67%
I said “A”	A	50%
At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing thatSomewhere out there in this crazy ol' mixed-up universe of ours There's still a little place called	ALBUQUERQUE	50%
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I said "You got any ___________?"He said "No, we're outta _________"	Apple Fritters	50%
”B”	B	50%
Aw, we ate together, we _______ together	Bathed	50%
I said "You got any ____________ donuts?"He said "No, we're outta ____________ donuts"	Bavarian cream-filled	50%
was ___-____ with Pauly Shore	Bio-Dome	50%
Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdoteThis guy comes up to me on the street And he tells he hasn't had a ____ in three days	Bite	50%
She was a _______ enthusiast	Calligraphy	50%
And I'm just about to eat that little _______ ____ on my pillow	Chocolate Mint	50%
I said "Whoa, hold on now, baby""I'm just not ready for that kind of a _________" So we broke up and I never saw her again But that's just the way things go	Commitment	50%
The flight attendants ran out of __. ______	Dr Pepper	50%
So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my ______	Esophagus	50%
That's ______ when I ran into the girl of my dreams	Exactly	50%
And the plane _____	Exploded	50%
And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my ______	Eyebrows	50%
I even made employee of the month after I put out that grease fire with my ____	Face	50%
in a giant ______	Fireball	50%
And I'm like "_____ ____"	Give it	50%
It's some big fat _________ with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril	Hermaphrodite	50%
and crashed into a _____	Hillside	50%
Yes indeed, you better believe itAnd somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the ____	Hook	50%
Uh, well, uh, OKAnyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it But I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is	I HATE SAUERKRAUT	50%
That's when I knew it was true loveWe were ________ after that	Inseparable	50%
And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic _______	Irrigation	50%
Well, I knew what he meantBut just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his ______ vein And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over And I'm like "Hey, come on, don't you get it?"	Jugular	50%
I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought to ______	Justice	50%
”L”	L	50%
Where the Shriners and the _____	Lepers	50%
And as ___ would have it	Luck	50%
And he's like "____ __"	Make me	50%
When I see this guy _____	Marty	50%
He's like "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic"Well, that's just great How was I supposed to know that? I'm not a ____ reader for cryin' out loud	Mind	50%
We even shared the same piece of ____-flavored dental floss	Mint	50%
I said "___________"	Okay i’ll take that	50%
With a slight overbite and hair the color of strained _____	Peaches	50%
“Querque”	QUERQUE!!!!!	50%
And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark ______	Snorkel	50%
And you can eat your _____ right out of the ashtrays if you wanna	Soup	50%
And I turned on the _________	SpectraVision	50%
So we got married and we bought us a houseAnd had two beautiful children, Nathaniel and ______ Oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah	Superfly	50%
And we went into a _______	Tailspin	50%
I crawled on my hands and knees for _____ full days	Three	50%
And the little kid in back of me kept _______' __ the whole time	Throwin up	50%
Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname, _____-BoySo what's he complaining about?	Torso	50%
And he's like "_____"	Tough	50%
Anyway, um, um, where was I?Kinda lost my _____ of thought	Train	50%
“U”	U	50%
play their _______ all day long	Ukuleles	50%
But I made a solemn ___ right then and there that I would not rest	Vow	50%
I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my faceWavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin' Like a constipated _______ ___	Wiener Dog	50%
So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' _______	Wreckage	50%
And he says "___________?"	Yeah, what do you want	50%
Her name was _____	Zelda	50%
Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after thatI was gettin' a lot of ________	Attitude	33%
The world was our ____	Burrito	33%
Tryin' to remove my excess _______	Earwax	33%
Full of loathing and self-doubtAnd wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless ______	Existence	33%
with a ____ ______	Golf Pencil	33%
And twenty seconds later, I heard a familiar voiceAnd you know what it said? I'll tell you what it said It said "_____________________________________________" "If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator" "_____________________________________________" "If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"	If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again	33%
And then he gets all _______ on me	Indignant	33%
You know, completely missing the _____ of the whole situationMan, some people just can't take a joke, you know?	Irony	33%
And I'm like "___"	Kay	33%
Draggin' along my big _____ suitcase and my garment bag	Leather	33%
Ok, like one time, I was out in the ______ ___	Parking Lot	33%
That's all I'm really tryin' to sayAnd, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up And find yourself in an existential _______	Quandary	33%
But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and ______	Screaming	33%
With excruciatingly _____ body odor	Severe	33%
Tryin' to carry a big ol' ____ up the stairs all by himself	Sofa	33%
So I, I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?"And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes "No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw"	So I did	33%
And my tenor saxophone and my ______-pound bowling ball	Twelve	33%
I'll never forget the very first thing she said to meShe said "_____________________________"	Hey, you've got weasels on your face	17%

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