The Simpsons - "Talkin' Softball" lyrics quiz.

To accompany the classic, Season 3 Simpsons episode, "Homer at the Bat", Terry Cashman was brought in to sing a parody version of his own song, "Talkin' Baseball". The humorously reworked lyrics reference the cast, guests, and events of the episode. Think you can remember them? Or will you be cut from the team like, "Oh, I don't know. Smithers, what's one of the bad players' names?"
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Last updated: January 15, 2026
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Talkin' Softball
Mr. Burns had done it
The Power Plant had won it
With Roger Clemens
clucking all the while
Mike Scioscia's tragic illness
made us smile
While Wade Boggs lay unconscious
on the barroom tile
We're talking softball
from Maine
to San Diego
Talking softball
Mattingly and
Canseco
Ken Griffey's
grotesquely swollen jaw
Steve Sax and his run-in
with the law
We're talking Homer
Ozzie and
the Straw
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