Great quiz. I reckon “saloon” works just as well for the door question.
Just as an aside, I’ve seen a couple of his movies, but don’t really understand why he’s so renowned as a hard geezer. I reckon Liam Neeson and Steven Seagal would both have him in an fistfight - any takers?
Cool quiz but I never got this whole Chuck Norris thing . I always found it stupid and odd like this 6 7 nonsense today . Was a fan of Walker Texas Ranger though.
My favorite Chuck Norris joke has always been, "Did you hear Chuck Norris died yesterday?....Yeah, but he's alright today!" I may have to tweak that one a bit now...
Chuck Norris has the greatest poker face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker with a 2 of clubs, a "Get Out of Jail Free" card, Colonel Mustard and 2 RISK cards.
I changed my Facebook password to "Chuck Norris" but it was denied for being too strong.
Chuck Norris has a bearskin rug. It's not dead, it's just afraid to move.
Once, when skydiving, Chuck Norris' parachute failed to open. He took it back for a refund the next day.
Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 15 men. Then the grenade exploded and killed 3 more.
When Chuck Norris left the house for the first time he told his father, "You're the man of the house now, Dad."
An anagram of "Walker Texas Ranger" is "Karate Sex Wrangler". I don't know what that is, but it sounds awesome!
1. Chuck Norris doesn't do press-ups; he presses the Earth down.
2. The Game loses when it thinks about Chuck Norris.
3. Rick Astley would give you up for Chuck Norris.
5. An average room has 1,242 things that Chuck Norris can use to off you - including the room itself.
6. When Chuck Norris was born, he slapped the doctor.
7. [The one he used at the Expendables] Once Chuck Norris was bit by a king cobra. After 3 long days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
They were all written by Chuck Norris.
Just as an aside, I’ve seen a couple of his movies, but don’t really understand why he’s so renowned as a hard geezer. I reckon Liam Neeson and Steven Seagal would both have him in an fistfight - any takers?
But, yeah, he's not going to beat someone like Khabib.
What's that? Chuck, I thought you were dead. How? Chuck, please. I'm sorry. You'd totally beat Khabib. Chuck, no, please.... argggg...
Chuck Norris can make a snow man out of rain
Chuck Norris didnt die, his vacation ended and God gave him his job back
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noun
a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
"she was in a mood to tell jokes"
Now God sits at the right hand of Chuck Norris.
I changed my Facebook password to "Chuck Norris" but it was denied for being too strong.
Chuck Norris has a bearskin rug. It's not dead, it's just afraid to move.
Once, when skydiving, Chuck Norris' parachute failed to open. He took it back for a refund the next day.
Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 15 men. Then the grenade exploded and killed 3 more.
When Chuck Norris left the house for the first time he told his father, "You're the man of the house now, Dad."
An anagram of "Walker Texas Ranger" is "Karate Sex Wrangler". I don't know what that is, but it sounds awesome!
It was a confusing moment for those of us who write Chuck Norris memes...