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Chuck Norris Facts

Rest in peace, king. Can you fill in the blanks to these well-known facts about Chuck Norris that have circulated the internet?
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Last updated: March 21, 2026
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First submittedJuly 4, 2016
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's ______
Secret
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong _____
Phone
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect ____ in only three moves
Four
Chuck Norris' computer doesn't have a _________ key. Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
Backspace
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three ______ calls from Chuck Norris
Missed
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a ________
Unicycle
Chuck Norris can slam a _________ door
Revolving
Chuck Norris counted to ________ – twice
Infinity
Chuck Norris can divide by ____
Zero
Chuck Norris can ____ sign language
Hear
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with ___ ____
One bird
Chuck Norris doesn't _____. He waits.
Sleep
Chuck Norris makes onions ___
Cry
Chuck Norris can drown a ____
Fish
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has _____ _____.
Never cried
Chuck Norris can ______ with his eyes open
Sneeze
Chuck Norris can ____ with one hand
Clap
Freddy Kreuger has ________ about Chuck Norris
Nightmares
Chuck Norris can start a ____ with an ice cube
Fire
One time, Chuck Norris kicked a coal mine and turned it into a _______ mine
Diamond
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40 Comments
+8
Level 87
Oct 30, 2017
Nice!
+66
Level 48
Feb 13, 2025
Chuck Norris doesn't do quizzes. He says the answers, then the universe writes the questions for them.
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Level 48
Mar 24, 2026
...him.
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Level 94
Mar 24, 2026
them, referring to the questions.
+1
Level 69
Mar 25, 2026
to the answers :D
+7
Level 71
Mar 21, 2026
Such an entertaining quiz to play! Congrats on the feature!
+98
Level 81
Mar 21, 2026
Chuck Norris got six points for completing this quiz.
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Level 56
Mar 26, 2026
correction: this quiz got six points for completing Chuck Norris
+54
Level 89
Mar 21, 2026
Chuck Norris actually died several years ago, but Death finally just got up the courage to tell him.
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Level 68
Mar 21, 2026
He didn't go for the feature, the feature went for him.
+36
Level 83
Mar 21, 2026
Chuck Norris didn’t die. Death Chuck Norrised.
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Level 63
Mar 21, 2026
How many features have occurred because of a real life event?
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Level 63
Mar 21, 2026
accept "no tears"?
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Level 79
Mar 21, 2026
Some favourites I remember from back in the day:

1. Chuck Norris doesn't do press-ups; he presses the Earth down.

2. The Game loses when it thinks about Chuck Norris.

3. Rick Astley would give you up for Chuck Norris.

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Level 86
Mar 22, 2026
4. Chuck Norris can swim through land.

5. An average room has 1,242 things that Chuck Norris can use to off you - including the room itself.

6. When Chuck Norris was born, he slapped the doctor.

7. [The one he used at the Expendables] Once Chuck Norris was bit by a king cobra. After 3 long days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

+23
Level 76
Mar 22, 2026
My all-time favorite: Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. Oxygen visits his lungs to pay respect.
+1
Level 52
Apr 14, 2026
You made me lose the game!!! 😭
+5
Level 79
Mar 21, 2026
Lol I don't think I've actually heard these but managed to get 17
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Level 86
Mar 22, 2026
Does anyone else remember that before the Chuck Norris jokes, there were Vin Diesel jokes of the same format?
+9
Level 48
Mar 23, 2026
I remember Chuck Norris jokes from the early 1990s.

They were all written by Chuck Norris.

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Level 83
Mar 29, 2026
I’m pretty sure there were Chuck Norris jokes like this before Vin Diesel was even famous.
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Level 65
Mar 22, 2026
These jokes remind me of Zlatan jokes
+8
Level 76
Mar 22, 2026
Chuck Norris' quizzes don't get featured on JetPunk. JetPunk gets featured in Chuck Norris' quizzes.
+4
Level 76
Mar 22, 2026
Chuck Norris doesn't answer questions on JetPunk. The questions answer to Chuck Norris.
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Level 92
Mar 22, 2026
The dinosaurs laughed at Chuck Norris jokes only once.
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Level 37
Apr 8, 2026
once. only once.
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Level 74
Mar 22, 2026
These good old jokes still work for me! Thanks for the fun!
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Level 94
Mar 22, 2026
Great quiz. I reckon “saloon” works just as well for the door question.

Just as an aside, I’ve seen a couple of his movies, but don’t really understand why he’s so renowned as a hard geezer. I reckon Liam Neeson and Steven Seagal would both have him in an fistfight - any takers?

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Level ∞
Mar 22, 2026
He was a legit karate champion so he would definitely wreck Liam Neeson who has no martial arts training.

But, yeah, he's not going to beat someone like Khabib.

What's that? Chuck, I thought you were dead. How? Chuck, please. I'm sorry. You'd totally beat Khabib. Chuck, no, please.... argggg...

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Level 59
Mar 22, 2026
Chuck Norris rubbed two fires together and made a stick

Chuck Norris can make a snow man out of rain

Chuck Norris didnt die, his vacation ended and God gave him his job back

+2
Level 87
Mar 22, 2026
Cool quiz but I never got this whole Chuck Norris thing . I always found it stupid and odd like this 6 7 nonsense today . Was a fan of Walker Texas Ranger though.
+12
Level 57
Mar 22, 2026
joke

/dʒəʊk/

noun

a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.

"she was in a mood to tell jokes"

+4
Level 84
Mar 23, 2026
Awesome quiz. Thank you.

Now God sits at the right hand of Chuck Norris.

+6
Level 34
Mar 23, 2026
The quiz was so scared that it wrote itselves
+1
Level 71
Mar 23, 2026
Krueger is misspelled
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Level 93
Mar 23, 2026
My favorite Chuck Norris joke has always been, "Did you hear Chuck Norris died yesterday?....Yeah, but he's alright today!" I may have to tweak that one a bit now...
+1
Level 23
Mar 23, 2026
This is funny because I am able to sneeze with my eyes open and clap with one hand
+6
Level 87
Mar 23, 2026
Chuck Norris has the greatest poker face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker with a 2 of clubs, a "Get Out of Jail Free" card, Colonel Mustard and 2 RISK cards.

I changed my Facebook password to "Chuck Norris" but it was denied for being too strong.

Chuck Norris has a bearskin rug. It's not dead, it's just afraid to move.

Once, when skydiving, Chuck Norris' parachute failed to open. He took it back for a refund the next day.

Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 15 men. Then the grenade exploded and killed 3 more.

When Chuck Norris left the house for the first time he told his father, "You're the man of the house now, Dad."

An anagram of "Walker Texas Ranger" is "Karate Sex Wrangler". I don't know what that is, but it sounds awesome!

+3
Level 48
Mar 24, 2026
Chuck once tripped over his own feet and had to kick his own ass in revenge.

It was a confusing moment for those of us who write Chuck Norris memes...

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Level 60
Mar 25, 2026
Them's facts! RIP Chuck / Walker, Texas Ranger.